Birdsy Purplefish

I didn't know what to name my Tumblr but then I was like, "What about a combination of some of my favorite things?" and then I named it this.

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crystal-pyre:

birdsy-purplefishes:

spirit-acid:

Wrathion has a Lil’ Deathwing named Dah’da awww(If you didn’t know that Deathwing is Wrathion’s father)

This is not okay on so many levels. XD

I sense several problems with this. He needs help.

You mean it’s abnormal to raise a small animal that looks like your father and name it Dada and make it fight and kill other small animals for your amusement?!

crystal-pyre:

birdsy-purplefishes:

spirit-acid:

Wrathion has a Lil’ Deathwing named Dah’da awww
(If you didn’t know that Deathwing is Wrathion’s father)

This is not okay on so many levels. XD

I sense several problems with this. He needs help.

You mean it’s abnormal to raise a small animal that looks like your father and name it Dada and make it fight and kill other small animals for your amusement?!

Filed under Wrathion get help daddy issues World of Warcraft World of Pokemoncraft battle pets

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ghostanime:

thunderztorm:

ghostanime:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Just don’t put nudes on your computer/phone.

Don’t want your banking account hacked? Don’t use online banking.

Don’t want STD’s or pregnancy? Don’t have sex. Ever.

Don’t want to die? Don’t live.


Stupid analogies from brainless tween. Learn a little about Internet security before you start talking out of your ass again.

If you don’t want your private files to be accessed by the public, don’t fucking SAVE THEM ONLINE. Don’t ASSUME that any random cloud storage facility has their security in check, don’t ASSUME that nobody would ever hack it and go public with anything they find.

Didn’t Edward Snowden and the gazillion other security leaks from major companies every single year teach you ANYTHING?

NOTHING that is online is 100% secure. Not your Apple cloud storage, not your Google drive, not your bank account or your personal security number or anything else. If it is online in any way, shape or form it is per definition NOT secure and it WILL become public knowledge at some point.

Yes, if you answer a mail from a Nigerian prince with your account number, IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT IF YOU ARE SUDDENLY BROKE.

Yes, if you type in your Paypal passport on a phishing site, it is YOUR fault if you’re suddenly fubar.

This is internet safety 101, ladies and gentlemen. In a game of hacker vs security, the hacker will ALWAYS win.

So, to repeat lesson one for the incredible amount of internet stupids that blabber on about how these leaked photos are “private”:

NOTHING that is ONLINE is PRIVATE. Live by that rule. If you save anything on a cloud server, assume that people will see it.

*kills you*

sorry dude you shouldn’t have been living if you didn’t want to die

Clearly he was asking for it.

Filed under victim blaming

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Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.

If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.

Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.

[via Design Taxi]

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Filed under ice cream food shoes cute want

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thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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It’s okay, skinny girls. Open literally any magazine and you will notice that all of the girls look like you and you won’t ever have to acknowledge that other body types exist.

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Filed under ugh it's not about you sometimes kids

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Sex work lobbyists will try to paint prostitution as though it’s not a gender issue but rather just a “buyer” and a “seller.” They’re talking in market terms and I think that’s very interesting. In my book I also study pro-prostitution discourse from 100 years ago and the difference between then and now is that, back then people didn’t talk about selling and buying — it wasn’t a market thing — it was only seen as being about men and women. They thought prostitutes were fallen women and that they weren’t good for anything else, like, if they weren’t in prostitution they’d be criminals. Regarding the men, the idea was that men needed access to prostitutes because otherwise they would be unruly, would rape the “decent women,” and wouldn’t be able to stay in their marriages. In that way, men having this “outlet” was presented as a good thing for the “decent women.” The discourse was very gendered.

A century later, the feminist movement has happened and while people are still defending this institution, the discourse has changed. People don’t want talk about men and women, they want to talk about it in market terms. But it’s still very much a gendered issue — I mean, the buyers are almost 100% men and the sellers, at least here in Sweden, are at least 90% women. It’s just another way of arranging relations between men and women and if we’re talking about sexuality I don’t think we’ll ever have positive or egalitarian sexual relationships between men and women as long as prostitution exists and is prevalent in this society. What prostitution does to men who pay for sex to keep them in a lie. I mean, these men they don’t even know what to do in bed — they don’t know how to satisfy a women and they don’t understand women’s bodies because the women they are having sex with are paid to tell them that they’re the best, that they’re this super lover. So he’s paying her then coming home and doing the same thing to his wife and she’s like, “Umm, no…” And just thinks she’s boring and prudish or that there’s something wrong with her. So he will never learn the truth about how to do things in bed – it just perpetuates a kind of lie.

It also makes women in prostitution conform to a specific idea of what a woman “supposed” to be like in bed. It isn’t about both people in the prostitution contract, it’s about establishing a relationship where sex is about what men want – the man is the buyer so he will get what he wants. It’s not about satisfying her. If you’re a real feminist and if you actually want women to enjoy sex, I don’t understand how you can defend an institution that is all about renouncing any kind of desire that women have and only satisfying his desires.

Being and Being Bought: An interview with Kajsa Ekis Ekman (via plansfornigel)

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Filed under Kajsa Ekis Ekman prostitution anti sex industry

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a sick and tired woman

black-themyscira:

men will still hate you if you are a soft speaking, male appeasing libfem,

but they will definitely,unanimously agree that other women who don’t do these things deserve full on hate. 

being called a “man hater” just rolls off of your back once you get fully sick and tired of men’s patriarchal bs. cause if you don’t assert your humanity you’ll feel like you’re cheating yourself. even if they kick you down,you come back swinging. the ability to fight back and accurately describe who commits the harm ,how they commit the harm,and why is what makes them angry. you’re supposed to be a “good girl” and take whatever life men have decided for you to have, know “your place” in the world.

this is why women who are fully sick and tired of men’s behavior towards women as a class,receive the most violence,hatred,and abuse,even by the most “liberal” and “Feminist” of men. they are no longer threatened about accusations of man-hating and can’t be pushed into silence by words like “ugly”. fully sick and tired women don’t care and will see the things other women haven’t seen yet,which is why there’s an entire hate campaign going on to shush them into silence with trivial words and social blacklisting.

once you are fed up, you no longer feel the need to chant “I love men though!” in between anger and frustration at yet another news report a woman being sexually assaulted,about your own sexual assault,about your own physical altercations with men. these parasitic assholes expect you to declare your undying love for them while they have their feet on our necks,and no one’s falling for their bullshit anymore so they are pissed.

I really hope I get to that point one day because right now I’m just really scared.

Filed under feminism men misogyny

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newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

lol ‘cause turquoise isn’t garish at all.

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

lol ‘cause turquoise isn’t garish at all.

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Filed under McDonalds Sedona I've never been but I've heard bad things

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adventuretitan:

birdsy-purplefishes:

ebilflindas:

It’s a little odd how quickly the whole Skyler Page thing was swept under the rug

"Swept under the rug"? I think the reason why people aren’t talking about it is because they actually dealt with it. For once, somebody was held accountable and fired when they should have been.

But Page was dismissed BEFORE the controversy… him not working for CN anymore is unrelated.

Wait… what controversy? Are we talking about the same one?

Filed under Clarence Skyler Page

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

I was like “Yeah. Yeah. NOOOOO! Ohwai, yeah lol.”

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